I have to try and get this straight.(this is the grandson who can't believe he's ever going to like girls)... Connor came in from playing to report that the teeter totter board had hit him in the groin area. He said "Now I don't think my wife will be able to have babies". I asked him if the impact made him bend over and cry and he replied that it hadn't. So I told him I thought his wife would be able to have babies. And he said "Well, I'm happy that my wife will be able to have babies but I'm not happy that I'm gonna have a wife"

Cooking cookie

This is a poor portrayal of Mom's utensils...but who can remember Mom cooking one cookie only at the beginning of her baking session.? Would probably make a good object lesson of some kind. She just came to my mind yesterday as I had altered the recipe (hmmm) and needed to find out if it were going to flatten too much. Flatten ...that brings to mind the mouse/mole I found under the mat when I was cleaning...Poor little thing squashed flatter than a pancake as they say.