When you’re a teenager you think you can do anything… and you do
Your 20’s are a blur!
30’s ….you raise your family You make a little money And you think to yourself….”what happened to my 20’s ???”
40’s - you grow a little pot belly You grow another chin The music starts to get too loud One of your old girlfriends from high school becomes a grand mother!
50’s - you have a minor surgery You’ll call it a procedure… but it’s a surgery
60’s - you’ll have a MAJOR surgery The music is STILL loud but it doesn’t matter because you can’t hear it ANYWAY
70’s - you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale You start eating dinner at 2 o clock in the afternoon You have lunch around 10 Breakfast the night before. You spend most of your time wandering around malls, looking for the ultimate soft yogurt And muttering “ how come the kids don’t call! how come the kids don’t call?”
Your 80’s you’ll have a MAJOR stroke You end up babbling to some Jamaican nurse who your wife can’t stand But whom you call MAMA
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